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The Mum Meter is the perfect gift for any mother who loves a good laugh

Engraved with the words "To the world you are a mother

Custom designed and the cut from laser-cut acrylic

With its stunning design and multiple practical benefits

"If you sprinkle while you tinkle

My Last Fuck Bottle Rectangle The Mum Meter is theDo you have too many fucks to give? Well, we've got just the thing for you! Introducing the My Last Fuck Jar a unique and hilarious gift for your loved ones. This jar is perfect for those times when you need to let off some steam, but don't want to resort to cursing in public. Simply write down all of your fucks, and release them when you're feeling frustrated or overwhelmed. This jar is also perfect for occasions when you want to swear like a sailor,