Pastel Spring Summer Flowers Waffle Weave Towel Go Braless "Life is too short to

"Life is too short to not have a little umbrella in your drink"

The waffle weave pattern not only helps them absorb  5 x 7 times their weight

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"I've come to the conclusion someone has dumped all the stupid people off to annoy me and apparently they're not coming back to pick them up

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Pastel Spring Summer Flowers Waffle Weave Towel Go Braless "Life is too short toEncompassing style and function, our waffle weave Eco Friendly towels measure 18 x 30. They are made from a polyester blend that incorporates recycled plastic water bottles and come with a sewn in cotton loop for convenient hanging. The waffle weave pattern not only helps them absorb 5 x 7 times their weight, but also dry quicker. Due to the hand crafted nature of our towels, size and patterns may vary ever so slightly. Designed and Printed in the U.