Sand in Every Crevice mach-g Spin heads at the speed

Spin heads at the speed of a hula hoop with oversized square sunglasses and champagne-gold lenses

but I’d rather claim Best Dressed

If you've ever gotten famous for duct-taping a rotten banana to a wall and selling it for a bajillion dollars

Dark beige BFG sunnies with amber gradient lenses won't slip or bounce during mandatory pillow fights

or just pretending gravity is optional

Sand in Every Crevice mach-g Spin heads at the speedGolden hour, the sleek puma emerges from prowling the dunes, & wildly brushes the sand from every crevice in the beach parking lot. Wait, no. That's just a person giving fashionable feline vibes in translucent brown cat eye Cheetah Gs w brown gradient lenses.